Mr. Dryclean at 4540 Saugus Avenue, Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, California.

I don't know what the idea with this Eric fellow is; but coming onto my property despite a clear "No Solicitors" sign, and to do so on Easter Sunday! The impertinence. It gets even worse, they'll try to sell you a loyalty stamp card at a premium. I don't think you folks understand how a loyalty program works. Essentially, they're selling an owed service for a higher price than the value of any future discounts. It's not a discount is it if I already paid for it! Get out of here.